9 Sneakers you can wear to the office so anyone over the age of 50 can roll their eyes at how ‘millennial’ you are

 

 

Isn't corporate life just the best? 

The meetings about planning other meetings, based on the feedback from the meeting about the meeting that you had two days ago. WHO doesn't love that? (now that's what we call sarcasm)

Although I may not be able to help with people asking you questions that you VERY CLEARLY already answered in you're previous email. What I can do for you is, if like me you find yourself still mildly unfamiliar with the mandates of "business casual", I'll point you in the direction of some certified business sneakers that are anything but casual.

If some insane person in a suit looks at you funny when you walk into the conference room and pull all focus with your footwear, just copy paste the below in your email signature and wait for the accolades to pile up. Juuuustt wait.

 
 
Stella McCartney  "Eclypse" Faux-Leather Sneakers - $625

Stella McCartney

"Eclypse" Faux-Leather Sneakers - $625

Comme Des Garçons Play  Women's Chuck Taylor 1970s High-Top Sneakers - $125

Comme Des Garçons Play

Women's Chuck Taylor 1970s High-Top Sneakers - $125

Gucci  Peggy Glitter Platform Sneakers - $940

Gucci

Peggy Glitter Platform Sneakers - $940

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Reebok  Classic Leather Sneakers - $75

Reebok

Classic Leather Sneakers - $75

MIU MIU  Logo-Strap Tech-Knit Platform Sneakers - $590

MIU MIU

Logo-Strap Tech-Knit Platform Sneakers - $590

No Ka'Oi  Chief Leather Slip-On Sneakers - $530

No Ka'Oi

Chief Leather Slip-On Sneakers - $530

 
Adidas  Women's Equipment Support 93/16 Sneakers - $200

Adidas

Women's Equipment Support 93/16 Sneakers - $200

New Balance  574 Sport Sneakers - $110

New Balance

574 Sport Sneakers - $110

Fendi  Imitation-Pearl-Embellished Slip-On Sneakers - $700

Fendi

Imitation-Pearl-Embellished Slip-On Sneakers - $700

Just kidding do NOT put that as your email signature. That's not going to make you any friends. Besides I'm still on the fence about those Balenciaga Triple S sneakers anyway, and I was NEVER a fan of those sock sneakers. No no, uh uuhhh, nope no. 

 

Author: Jonathan Bell