Unless it specifically says "You're not allowed to wear an entirely mesh outfit to work" then I'm not sure what you're waiting for. Instagram darling, and personal style obsession, Elisa Johnson has the right idea. I did the IG stalking for you and found some perfect office looks that we need to try asapppp.Read More
I pretty much just go on and on about how annoyed I am with the inequity of gender expression in the fashion industry, how women can wear mens clothes but not the other way around, I relive my high school trauma of seeing myself on film in direct sunlight, and pretty much try to answer the question of if there is a right or wrong way when it comes to "How to Dress a Boy".Read More
Literally every single thing in the known and unknown world came down the Gucci FW 18 runway. Check out every look from probs the most IG storied collection of Milan Fashion week. Sidebar: I like haaaddd to choose the look with the dragon as the cover photo fully aware of how overdone it is BUT LISTEN THAT DRAGON IS ME OK. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING BUT ALSO FAKE. *emoji of that girl with her hand to the side*Read More
Raf Simmons presented the collection "Gulag Glamorous" for Calvin Klein Fall 2018. It looked suspiciously like the Raf Simmons collection we saw earlier in the week, but with that good ole fashioned PVH financial backing. Check out the full collection and review heeere.Read More
"F*ck him then I get some Monse
F*ck him then I get some Monse
F*ck him then I get some Monse
F*ck him then I get some Monse...."
those are the lyrics...right?
"Give me an all over print any day and I'm probably going to like it, even if it looks like the costume department of a Mennonite Austin Powers stage play."
and I mean that in the nicest way possible...Read More
This collection has all dah hits: Colors, Satin, PVC pants, fringey things, models of more than one ethnicity (cough Rachel Zoe cough). Theres a short list of my favorite designers forming in my head and Michelle Smith of Milly, better watch out, because soon she's going to be in there contending with my running list of anxieties, how much I love Riverdale, and all of my many many maaannnyyy thoughts on why 'I2I' from "A Goofy Movie" is the perfect song. PERFECT.
Only if Richard Simmons himself had come out to open the show would have been able to make this collection more 80's. Speaking of though, does anyone have any updates on Richard Simmons? I feel like I read an article last year about him being held hostage in his own house by his much younger boyfriend, and honestly, Im starting to get concerned. Please confirm.Read More
Hellessy? Yeah, more like Hell-Yessy.
As much as you're laughing now, that's nothing compared to the cacophony this caused when I pitched it to my editorial assistant (my cat). A treat!
Is what I said to her to get her to sit with me.
I don't have a lot going on these days....
Jason Wu showed a collection at NYFW for AW18 that confirms my theory that pajamas can be worn to the office just as long as they're silk and you're a model. So I'm confused as to what my boss had a problem with. I'm like, a model. Soooo much unnecessary yelling.Read More
Raf Simons Fall 2018 show "Serial Killers Need Clothes Too" from NYFWM. (No...thats the real title of the show...I'm telling you I absolutely did not make that up. Wow. Woooow how could you even ask me something like that). Check out the full collection and review!Read More
intentionally baiting you with a picture of this shirtless model to get you to click on this link. Its working isn't it. All of a sudden you want to see the full Tom Ford Fall 2018 Menswear Collection right? Yeah, Im kind of a marketing genius, whatever, its chill.Read More
"It's not called fashion its called poverty tourism, and Demna Gvasalia needs to look it up" - Jonathan Bell on why Vetement, Balenciaga, and (somehow he also manages to throw in) Gweneth Paltrow are consistently the woooorrrssttttttt.Read More
You've got 6 weeks left of winter to plan your return back to civilization. Make them count.Read More
Trend Alert: Glen Plaid - Its not just for middle aged men that work in finance questioning where their passionate youthful zest for life went as they sit huddled, sullen, and glassy eyed at 10pm still in the office trying to reconcile a balance sheet cogitating on the tax implications of the depreciative value of fixed assets....anymore. Amaaaaze am I right?!Read More
The year is 2045, Im a space cowboy. Vegans have taken over, and Cole Sprouse is President (thanks to the grassroots efforts of the left-wing plant-based Cole Sprouse political machine: The Brussel Sprouses). What are we wearing in the future you ask? Its the Fall 18 Collection from Heron Preston.Read More
Get it? Szza-ler? Like, Sizzler the restauraunt? But im talking about Sza...the singer? Do you get it?...its funny.Read More