*small chuckle escalates into a raucous cackling followed by 5 minutes of dry heaving while tears of joy stream down my face as im curled, fetal-esque, on the floor before I begin laughing uncontrollably again because this is just a tasty treat* Roseanne was cancelled or something…Read More
They hail you then nail you, no matter who you are
They'll make you now then take you down, and make you face it
If you slit the bag open, put your pinky in it and taste it
Come on baby light my fire
Everything you drop is so tired
Music is supposed to inspire
So how come we ain't gettin no higher?
Liiiisssttteeeeenn I don't want to make everything about like ~race~...lol jk jk I do. I firmly believe that representation is important, but does that mean that just because the gays finally have a rom-com of their own we should not critique it? Does the fact that something exist supersede its necessity to actually accomplish anything further than that? Is it important if it good? Well, I think yes, and in the case of Love, Simon, I think its a no. To be fair, the same can be said for Michael B. Jordans performance in Black Panther, but I want to smooch him, so he gets a pass.
Sorry, Simon.Read More
The Winter Olympics are over and thankfully because I was thiiiissss close to getting so inspired that I may have been spurred on to actually exercise. Bullet dodged. With all of the feelings swirling in my head after these past two weeks of annoying everyone I know with how suddenly I'm "into sports", I can't help but think about some of those questions in regards to Alessandro Michele's FW 18 collection from Gucci. Im trying to find the line of appropriation and a figure skating program that accepts old, out of shape, men who have nothing but backrolls and a dream. Im not sure I find either in this article, but you tell me.Read More
"It's not called fashion its called poverty tourism, and Demna Gvasalia needs to look it up" - Jonathan Bell on why Vetement, Balenciaga, and (somehow he also manages to throw in) Gweneth Paltrow are consistently the woooorrrssttttttt.Read More
The violence on this show is reaallllyyy starting to escalate. Shocking since the first episode started out with a point blank assassination. You get started reading through this hilarious recap, and I will be busy throwing away every roll of duct-tape in my house, deleting my Grindr, and turning off all the lights until this series is over and I know if Cunanan was caught.
Shaking. Im shaking.Read More
This Cunanan person fully terrifies me. There I said it. DARREN CRISS TERRIFIES ME. If Ryan Murphys goal was to leave me a quaking mess of nerves well then he's succeeded. I'll be hiding under my bed until my heart stops palpitating. Loooove this show.Read More
Episode 1: "She done already done had herses" UGH FINALLY Drag Race is back, and I have a reason to stay up past 9pm during the week again. If you want an exceedingly in depth walk through of the entire episode than you've come to the right place. If you want to see the thoughts of a man with nothing else going on in life, well then you've also come to the right place!Read More
Get it? Szza-ler? Like, Sizzler the restauraunt? But im talking about Sza...the singer? Do you get it?...its funny.Read More
Our Editor in Chief thought the 2018 Grammy's might actually be bearable to watch, in no small part to Taylor Swift not being in attendance. As well he discuss the role that the very new phenomenon of white men being held responsible for their actions had in the nominations, or lack there of (Ed Sheeran??).Read More
American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace Review Nobody Asked For (but everybody secretly wanted).Read More