For the most part this collection seems like a set of lingerie designed for women, by a woman, as opposed to most lingerie that is designed for men, to be worn by women, for other men. Hence the traditionally uncomfortable fabrics, binding proportions, and —dontaskmehowiknowthis— limited sizes. The SAVAGE x Fenty collection is playful, it looks comfortable, and since its been pretty much sold out since it launched, I’d say women are liking it.Read More
Raf Simmons presented the collection "Gulag Glamorous" for Calvin Klein Fall 2018. It looked suspiciously like the Raf Simmons collection we saw earlier in the week, but with that good ole fashioned PVH financial backing. Check out the full collection and review heeere.Read More
"F*ck him then I get some Monse
F*ck him then I get some Monse
F*ck him then I get some Monse
F*ck him then I get some Monse...."
those are the lyrics...right?
This collection has all dah hits: Colors, Satin, PVC pants, fringey things, models of more than one ethnicity (cough Rachel Zoe cough). Theres a short list of my favorite designers forming in my head and Michelle Smith of Milly, better watch out, because soon she's going to be in there contending with my running list of anxieties, how much I love Riverdale, and all of my many many maaannnyyy thoughts on why 'I2I' from "A Goofy Movie" is the perfect song. PERFECT.
Only if Richard Simmons himself had come out to open the show would have been able to make this collection more 80's. Speaking of though, does anyone have any updates on Richard Simmons? I feel like I read an article last year about him being held hostage in his own house by his much younger boyfriend, and honestly, Im starting to get concerned. Please confirm.Read More
Hellessy? Yeah, more like Hell-Yessy.
As much as you're laughing now, that's nothing compared to the cacophony this caused when I pitched it to my editorial assistant (my cat). A treat!
Is what I said to her to get her to sit with me.
I don't have a lot going on these days....
Jason Wu showed a collection at NYFW for AW18 that confirms my theory that pajamas can be worn to the office just as long as they're silk and you're a model. So I'm confused as to what my boss had a problem with. I'm like, a model. Soooo much unnecessary yelling.Read More
Raf Simons Fall 2018 show "Serial Killers Need Clothes Too" from NYFWM. (No...thats the real title of the show...I'm telling you I absolutely did not make that up. Wow. Woooow how could you even ask me something like that). Check out the full collection and review!Read More
Trend Alert: Glen Plaid - Its not just for middle aged men that work in finance questioning where their passionate youthful zest for life went as they sit huddled, sullen, and glassy eyed at 10pm still in the office trying to reconcile a balance sheet cogitating on the tax implications of the depreciative value of fixed assets....anymore. Amaaaaze am I right?!Read More
The year is 2045, Im a space cowboy. Vegans have taken over, and Cole Sprouse is President (thanks to the grassroots efforts of the left-wing plant-based Cole Sprouse political machine: The Brussel Sprouses). What are we wearing in the future you ask? Its the Fall 18 Collection from Heron Preston.Read More
Episode 1: "She done already done had herses" UGH FINALLY Drag Race is back, and I have a reason to stay up past 9pm during the week again. If you want an exceedingly in depth walk through of the entire episode than you've come to the right place. If you want to see the thoughts of a man with nothing else going on in life, well then you've also come to the right place!Read More