Unless it specifically says "You're not allowed to wear an entirely mesh outfit to work" then I'm not sure what you're waiting for. Instagram darling, and personal style obsession, Elisa Johnson has the right idea. I did the IG stalking for you and found some perfect office looks that we need to try asapppp.Read More
Its here. It’s happening. The review that eeeeeveryone (all 1 of you) has been asking for:
The Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer ’19 Menswear collection and our first look behind the ratty oversized curtain into what Virgil Abloh has been doing since taking over as Men’s Artistic Director for the heritage brand.
Spoiler Alert: it wasn’t designing.Read More
For the most part this collection seems like a set of lingerie designed for women, by a woman, as opposed to most lingerie that is designed for men, to be worn by women, for other men. Hence the traditionally uncomfortable fabrics, binding proportions, and —dontaskmehowiknowthis— limited sizes. The SAVAGE x Fenty collection is playful, it looks comfortable, and since its been pretty much sold out since it launched, I’d say women are liking it.Read More
*small chuckle escalates into a raucous cackling followed by 5 minutes of dry heaving while tears of joy stream down my face as im curled, fetal-esque, on the floor before I begin laughing uncontrollably again because this is just a tasty treat* Roseanne was cancelled or something…Read More
Bill Cosby has been found guilty on three counts of aggravated indecent assault. Now just the messy business of dealing with the Bill Cosby apologists in your life. This is when the real work begins. Thank you to our dedicated readers for sharing their thoughts on the matter.Read More
Not to get all preachy on your asses, but I’m kind of about to spit just straight cosmic knowledge and I want you to really be prepared for this life changing advice. I’m like 1 part Long Island Medium, with 2 parts that girl at your job thats also a witch, and just a dash of pan-asian mysticism because I’ve been eating an insane amount of pad thai lately.Read More
I pretty much just go on and on about how annoyed I am with the inequity of gender expression in the fashion industry, how women can wear mens clothes but not the other way around, I relive my high school trauma of seeing myself on film in direct sunlight, and pretty much try to answer the question of if there is a right or wrong way when it comes to "How to Dress a Boy".Read More
They hail you then nail you, no matter who you are
They'll make you now then take you down, and make you face it
If you slit the bag open, put your pinky in it and taste it
Come on baby light my fire
Everything you drop is so tired
Music is supposed to inspire
So how come we ain't gettin no higher?
Liiiisssttteeeeenn I don't want to make everything about like ~race~...lol jk jk I do. I firmly believe that representation is important, but does that mean that just because the gays finally have a rom-com of their own we should not critique it? Does the fact that something exist supersede its necessity to actually accomplish anything further than that? Is it important if it good? Well, I think yes, and in the case of Love, Simon, I think its a no. To be fair, the same can be said for Michael B. Jordans performance in Black Panther, but I want to smooch him, so he gets a pass.
Sorry, Simon.Read More
Literally every single thing in the known and unknown world came down the Gucci FW 18 runway. Check out every look from probs the most IG storied collection of Milan Fashion week. Sidebar: I like haaaddd to choose the look with the dragon as the cover photo fully aware of how overdone it is BUT LISTEN THAT DRAGON IS ME OK. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING BUT ALSO FAKE. *emoji of that girl with her hand to the side*Read More
Raf Simmons presented the collection "Gulag Glamorous" for Calvin Klein Fall 2018. It looked suspiciously like the Raf Simmons collection we saw earlier in the week, but with that good ole fashioned PVH financial backing. Check out the full collection and review heeere.Read More
"F*ck him then I get some Monse
F*ck him then I get some Monse
F*ck him then I get some Monse
F*ck him then I get some Monse...."
those are the lyrics...right?
"Give me an all over print any day and I'm probably going to like it, even if it looks like the costume department of a Mennonite Austin Powers stage play."
and I mean that in the nicest way possible...Read More
This collection has all dah hits: Colors, Satin, PVC pants, fringey things, models of more than one ethnicity (cough Rachel Zoe cough). Theres a short list of my favorite designers forming in my head and Michelle Smith of Milly, better watch out, because soon she's going to be in there contending with my running list of anxieties, how much I love Riverdale, and all of my many many maaannnyyy thoughts on why 'I2I' from "A Goofy Movie" is the perfect song. PERFECT.
Only if Richard Simmons himself had come out to open the show would have been able to make this collection more 80's. Speaking of though, does anyone have any updates on Richard Simmons? I feel like I read an article last year about him being held hostage in his own house by his much younger boyfriend, and honestly, Im starting to get concerned. Please confirm.Read More
Hellessy? Yeah, more like Hell-Yessy.
As much as you're laughing now, that's nothing compared to the cacophony this caused when I pitched it to my editorial assistant (my cat). A treat!
Is what I said to her to get her to sit with me.
I don't have a lot going on these days....
"Its actually NOT offensive since I'm willfully ignorant of the culture that this comes from DUUUH!!"
And other incorrect statements you can yell over the DJ set. Check out this post, and be the most offensive person out there this year!! I believe in you!
Cover Photo: Jason Sheldon/The Daily BeastRead More